Looking for justice for those who have none

It it all started with a male enhancement commercial.

"Look babe extenze..." she said. I didnt know what to make of her comment. it came out of nowhere; male enhancement... huh? What?? Que?? AM I inadequate? To that I replied, maybe its not our cocks... maybe your pussies are to big.

Then the awkward silence.

Ahhh the conversation minefield. And both of us on opposite ends if the minefield. one misstep and ordinance will explode.

She's looking at me looking at her.

I parry: "Why is it always about male enhancement, maybe its not that our cocks are too small, maybe its that some females cunts are to big? Where is the pill that makes your pussy smaller? Why are we the ones with sexual shortcomings? Where is the female accountability? I'm enraged, I'm fuckin pissed; I demand they make a pill for vaginal constriction!"

Then she said something insightful and caring but I dont remember what she said beacuse I was inside my brain throwing chairs and inciting revolution. There were men marching on the steps of the White House demanding that president elect Obama federally fund the cunt shrinking pill; the people were speaking, the people wanted pussy shriking pills for the poor women suffering from huge vaginas. who spoke for them? The big pussied women needed relief from their sexual inadequacy. Something had to be done.

My girl assured me that our sex life was quite adequate. I'll leave it that. But who is speaking for the women with huge pussies? Who do they see? Where is their pill?

After our conversation we both dove into some fucking bad ass awesome tasting ice cream from fresh and easy.